Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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