I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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