Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Shame is for Republicans.
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