I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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