How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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