Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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