i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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