yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
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Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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