I will die if light touches me.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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