dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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