Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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