mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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