you would pick up someone in the library
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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