Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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