By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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