Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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