whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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