he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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