Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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