if you like me you must not know who I am
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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