This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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