Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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