She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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