Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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