she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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