dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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