Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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