Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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