it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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