Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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