ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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