I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize