Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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