Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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