I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
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Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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