People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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