we have pet lesbian snakes
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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