think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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