Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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