Your tits are I can't wait for
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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