I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
and she was petting her beer can
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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