Please, let me fuck your mom
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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