Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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