we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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