things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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