Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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