she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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