if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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