Got a toothbrush?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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