Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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