discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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