never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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